dear professor @maenad@cthonic.club

I'm a:
Professor of Analytics, doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I am OBSESSED with ttrpgs. Check out what I write at https://maenad.itch.io/, what I run/play at https://www.twitch.tv/magsmaenad, and what I make at https://www.etsy.com/shop/magsmaenad

Profile picture by @sherm , gifted by @signalstation

"for when you need to assure everyone that the real party is in your ass" - @Naux 2020

"low key metalhead"

> spotify connect reveals their most listened to artists are twenty one pilots and massive attack

since I fucked this up last time

@OCRbot

@OCRbot

I have been trying to avoid thinking about the fact that this sitch would have basically delighted my ex

this was honestly the best interaction I've had since social distancing

I made a discord bot that draws tarot cards so @arden countered with a discord bot that draws runes

found a local trans girl who I've been 🤩 about for years on fetlife

so I DMed her "you're my hero sorry this is weird"

Pandemic daily: reach out to someone you don't talk to much and check in on them

hey @gdkar I'm thinking of you and hope you're well

the thing is, I have NEVER seen her not high

I'm positive she's spending this "alone time" high and playing video games. Which, you know, power to her, that's a fun combination.

But that's not exactly "taking the opportunity to better yourself".

okay, having to not jump on a friend's girlfriend for moralizing about how we could all use some more alone time anyway

literally, no. Maybe SHE can, but I had too much before and way too much now.

got full goth to sit on my bed and watch daria

(selfie, eye contact, cleavage)

the reality is he probably misinterpreted the statement "no use flattening THESE curves" but we're still all a bit skeptical of him

Goth server admin life: jumping on a guy who was a mild dick to a thick girl who posted a naked selfie

I am probably going to end up leaning a little too hard into this during the quarantine phase, and I'd be sorry except I'm just NOT

I live in a lawless state and I have friends who grow and as long as I get my shit done....

A lot of my boredom/frustration/ennui/desperation melted away last night and I have no regrets for inducing that chemically.

real life friend made her dom bring me a gram of weed when she heard I was on migraine day 2.5

I hadn't smoked in years, or even touched THC/CBD since 2017.

But it worked SO fucking well and I had a REALLY good night.