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Many of my posts are unsolicited advice.

Know that most of those posts are advice that I'm actively working on taking right that second.

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If i don't follow back, it's probably because you haven't interacted enough with me or my friends and/ or don't have enough public posts.

I'm down to make new friends but I'm trying to exercise reasonable judgement.

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I'm a:
Computational scientist (PhD in Biology via Applied Math), doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I like:

brazilian jiu jitsu/muay thai/dance/lifting

atlantic article on trends in sex Show more

today I freaked someone out by referring to cows in a milk line as people


and I'm glad they can't ever see my browser history

Open Question: What's the weirdest way you've found a song that you now rank among your favorites?

I'll start: My pastor was trying to play some Enya during one of the later portions of Mass, but his hand slipped and he instead played Sinnerman by Nina Simone (Felix da Housecat Remix). He swore on mike while he fiddled with the speaker system, but I never vibed so hard to a track born from a complete and utter accident!

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I should probably stop being wilhelm scream

but honestly life hasn't stopped feeling like screaming

Maybe I am not perpetual scream

here's a bonus one while i was figuring it out (in the Pokemon X/Y font hehe)

I do not know how to CW that


none of this is my job anymore I am no longer angry

New experiences being here today:
*asking a new dynamics student what they set R0 to to hear "what's R0?" (WHO IS TEACHING THESE KIDS THEY NEED ME GOD FUCKING DAMMIT)
*guy who controls multiple millions of dollars going out of his way to talk to me for 10 minutes (FUCK YOU PAY ME (he's a sweetheart and I love him BUT PAY ME I mean))

yay i did the thing

i haven't done typography or layout in forever so this probably looks like hot garbage but WHATEVER i needed to do something fun

#art #MastoArt #design

bet author order on a coin flip

after first you're just part of "et al." anyway

420, alch, allergies Show more

personal pos Show more

breakups (not mine), this town Show more

personal, poverty, pet ownership, sui ref Show more

pets, extreme classism Show more

aaaaargh I made a mistake in hate-redditting today I am suddenly so mad

personal shitpost Show more

bitterness about male exes, monogamy shitposting Show more

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cthonic (/ˈTHänik/) adjective concerning, belonging to, or inhabiting the underworld. an instance for people with dark interests. not a Lovecraft fan instance.