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Many of my posts are unsolicited advice.

Know that most of those posts are advice that I'm actively working on taking right that second.

If i don't follow back, it's probably because you haven't interacted enough with me or my friends and/ or don't have enough public posts.

I'm down to make new friends but I'm trying to exercise reasonable judgement.

I'm a:
Computational scientist (PhD in Biology via Applied Math), doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I like:
WoW/OW

brazilian jiu jitsu/muay thai/dance/lifting

okay decision: I told myself I'd take tomorrow off and only do things I want to do so I will ask her to D&D in an ambiguous maybe-date tomorrow

yes

me months ago: "fat femmes are good"
me now: actually crushing on a fat femme to the point where I feel awkward about texting because uhhhhhhhh

(is it creepy to tell her she's pretty? can I ask her out or will that mean she stops coming to my house?)

she's so pretty

she brought me coffee

I wanna cuddle with her while she watches things (I will be distracted)

once more, the algorithms have decided I'm gay

4 AM ASMR and chill?

that feeling when (one of) your online friend(s) e-mails one of the dudes you're sleeping with oh his work account and you have a minor "fuck the world is too small"

iiiiiiiiiiif I ran monsterhearts would anyone wanna play?

She keeps calling her character a good boy and I just want her to call me that I mean

I have SUCH A CRUSH on one of players holy shit

there are less than 4 sessions left in my Saturday Strahd game

of course this is the time when half of my players are busy for the next month

I think it might be worth clarifying that alcohol was not involved with anything last night, much as today's behavior/symptoms might indicate it was.

Today I woke up around 10, had sex, waved goodbye to my house guest, walked Kris, drank 2 liters of water, went back to bed and slept until 7.

I... think this might be a sick.

dude who has asked me to the goth club a couple times developed feels and I had to shut that down

then I told him Blaqk Audio has a new album and he goes "you do care, you know what kind of music I like"

... dude, you asked me to the goth club, it's not a STRETCH to imagine you like them

🙄

I like to live and let live with spiders but there are way too many widow spiders in my house for comfort

whyyyyyyyyyyyy would you make your tinder picture a newborn?

JUST WHYYYY