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[vocal aspect] @maenad@cthonic.club

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I'm a little more emotional over at @maenad

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I'm a:
Computational scientist (PhD in Biology via Applied Math), doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I like:

brazilian jiu jitsu/muay thai/dance/lifting

hey fam please charge a reasonable hourly wage for your work

i know i say this a lot but you're worth it

I don't know what CWs to add to this, but on hot girls on mastodon: cthonic.club/@maenad/100408826

You can be a hot girl if:
you have a hairy face
you have no hair
you have visible muscles
you have lots of flab

(you can also be a hot girl without those things)

This is Trev's mom.

I have taken control of Trev's Facebook account and he will not be getting it back. In addition, I will also be deleting this Facebook page and reporting all of you to the authorities.

This is not the man I raised. I raised Trev to be respectful of Scorpios and to be a good Cancer, and he now refers to himself as a "pinchy boi". You all did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live an astrologically worthwhile life, then I will do it for him.

Goodbye, and I hope your parents are not as disappointed in you as I am in my son

have you ever been in a local supermarket in an unfamiliar town

and seen a bargain bin DVD rack

and been convinced all these movies are being procedurally generated as you gaze upon them, having never existed before and never to exist after?

also, fake plants don't count at all sorry

(if you like fake plants that's fine but the temperature and smell of them is all wrong)

kitchen is bright and one counter is overflowing with living herbs

living room I'm torn - I have a plant that doesn't like too much like in a shibari cradle but I need to actually turn on lights around it every day

(but yes I unplug them when I'm home)

me: I want this room to be dark and lush and green and give the impression it's full of living things

me also: right, plants need light

also if you don't identify as a tall or a smol but would like a <3, <3 for you too




It has come to my attention that if I want to do ANY work today I should block this page so

:purple_sparkling_heart: see ya

I get super judgemental when I see people put trash in a recycling bin

Buuuuuuuuut I also have two bags on my desk, one for trash and one for dirty dishes (brought my lunch) and right now they're both about 50-50.

Sorry people :|