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Many of my posts are unsolicited advice.

Know that most of those posts are advice that I'm actively working on taking right that second.

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If i don't follow back, it's probably because you haven't interacted enough with me or my friends and/ or don't have enough public posts.

I'm down to make new friends but I'm trying to exercise reasonable judgement.

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I'm a:
Computational scientist (PhD in Biology via Applied Math), doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I like:

brazilian jiu jitsu/muay thai/dance/lifting

music Show more

job hunting paraphrased Show more

Apropos of nothing: I would absolutely love to see more video game equivalents of short stories. Short, non-episodic, one-or-two-session self-contained games.

u ever notice how all the game of Thrones character names are almost like regular names:

jon = john
arya = daria
bran = brian
bronn = brian
brienne = brian
daenerys = darnice
melissandre = melissa/andre
tyrion = tyrone
ned = jed
jaime = jamie
catelyn = kathleen
cersei = sissy
jorah = jormo
sansa = santa
sandor = santa
robb = robbb
theon = the onion
joffrey = jeffley
littlefinger = laura ingrahams
gargron = garfield
samwell = sam goody
stannis = janice
jeor = eeyore
varys = daenerys


friendships Show more

lewd, website Show more

MH Show more

little kids outside chasing the sticks random adults threw for dogs

complaining about something trivial so that I can complain about something concrete Show more

non-dog people witnessing zoomies for the first time are hilarious

I keep getting an ad for CroFab and I blame y'all

Sweet food, nice moment Show more

I can't shake the feeling that my passwords now (the ones I don't generate) look a lot like the usernames I used ages ago

just random upper and lowercase letters with the occasional number and special character that probably meant something at some point but fuck me if I can remember what

I realized ages ago that dog toots are one of my anxiety symptoms

sorry not sorry

sitting with one foot on the couch and one foot hanging on down

feel something under hanging down foot

dog smoothly slides himself in until my foot's on his butt and gives me a smug look

So far 3 of my players have written me paragraphs long epilogues for their characters and I am so proud/in love

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cthonic (/ˈTHänik/) adjective concerning, belonging to, or inhabiting the underworld. an instance for people with dark interests. not a Lovecraft fan instance.