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Many of my posts are unsolicited advice.

Know that most of those posts are advice that I'm actively working on taking right that second.

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If i don't follow back, it's probably because you haven't interacted enough with me or my friends and/ or don't have enough public posts.

I'm down to make new friends but I'm trying to exercise reasonable judgement.

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I'm a:
Computational scientist (PhD in Biology via Applied Math), doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I like:

brazilian jiu jitsu/muay thai/dance/lifting

I am pretty sure the person's who nickname in my new irl-games discord is Jason is actually named Mark irl

but that's not a mistake I wanna risk


Hey friends! My friend Phil and I have been collaborating on an indie pop album and we've finally released it. @goodbyecomputer provided the art, too. Lapsed Catholics' Hetaera is out:

@iliana down with schemas

let your data be as weird as it wants to be

"can we call it queering the database and not querying the database"

Run simulations independently - 3 minutes each

Tell R to run 10 consecutively - R.exe is not responding (more or less, it's actually more of a butt about it than that)


science story, many isms including capitalism, 3 Show more

science story, many isms including capitalism, 2 Show more

science story, many isms including capitalism Show more

environmental anxiety Show more

Food, drinkies, bread, meat Show more

Dude working in this cafe has a long enough beard he has to keep it restrained for food safety


He's wearing a bandana over his chin

Meeting i was spiraling about went well

Albeit, kris was there

Here's a sleepy dog- friendly cafe selfie (blurry, with eye contact)

mh, gross, emetophobia warning, exercise Show more

today: fine, better than average

tonight: anxiety spirals out the wazoo


Tampon recall (cw: medical talk) Show more

Free cup (cw: medical talk) Show more

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cthonic (/ˈTHänik/) adjective concerning, belonging to, or inhabiting the underworld. an instance for people with dark interests. not a Lovecraft fan instance.