PhD advisor: "I know you hate writing"
Me: "I've written 10000 words this week, I only hate writing for you... also you don't pay me and I defended my PhD 3 years ago"
@Rhadamanthos what's worse is I actually paid to visit them to get this paper off my to do list
@maenad :((((
@maenad What the fuck, why would they even be keeping contact with you if they're not offering to pay you?
/me grumbles about academia forever