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I'm a:
Professor of Analytics, doing the academia thing until I rage quit.

baker/dog owner/wannabe goth/poppunk nostalgist/(s)witch/comic nerd/crafter

Wantonly bisexual, terrible at romance, worse at monogamy, permanently angry at gender norms.

I am OBSESSED with ttrpgs. Check out what I write at, what I run/play at, and what I make at

today I watched a sex educator do a spit take when I told her I was into queer horror 😅

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Me selling paintings I made, boosts help me find clients 

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A large chunk of the Fediverse was scraped; your posts are being “released” 

to be clear, the reason for not accepting any invite is "I'm actually pretty booked if you ping me day of"

dude and his wife have started sending me daily invites for fun things

and I'm interpreting that as urgency

but today's invite is at 1 PM while "drawing with queerdos" is at 2 PM and honestly one of those might be more important to me

today in tunnel goons: the party takes a suggestion from the least erudite party member (me), leading to everyone taking massive damage


"she's picked up on your reluctance to look her in her meat face"

and we're live over at even if "live" is a subjective statement at the moment in that the energy is low

you: minding your own business
me, at the top of my lungs: WINE AND WOMEN AND WONDERFUL VICES

(this is becoming a problem. )

Decided to spite the friend who keeps saying I have "catlike energy". It backfired. (Selfie, eye contact)

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Hey, you gonna be anywhere near Albuquerque, New Mexico in mid-April?

If you drop by New Mexicon ( you'll be able to play some games with @maenad and me. Dunno what we're doing yet, but it's gonna be /something./

kiddo's mom: hey is your space kid friendly?
me: uhhhh yeah so far

good friend with a degree in elementary education: hey I really wanna get into games as educational tools
me: if you want us to sponsor a weekly afterschool outreach thing????

someone who likes branded social media more than I do is making an instagram for the space (we're calling it , since it's under our LLC Mindflower Creative)

20 day warning: I am doing a low budget kickstarter in February for a zine as part of zine quest.

lackluster invitations 

if you want to hang out with me and @signalstation irl and check out my sick new studio space (+maybe my apartment, even though that's a few miles away), consider coming to New Mexicon

(tickets on sale now, some restrictions apply, I am trying to do a riff on the annoying commercial voice but I apparently can't)

inappropriate landlord jokes 

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